WANTED: Me
Also Known As: “Miss Angie”, “Mrs. Neal”, “Mommy”, Daughter, Friend, Sister, and Speech-Language Pathologist
Vital Statistics:
Vital Statistics:
Height: Not enough
Weight: Too much
Date of Birth: July 26th, 197something
Place of Birth: Cary, NC
Hair Color: Brown (with a little help)
Eye Color: Brownish-Green
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Usually looks happy or stressed.
Wanted For:
The crime of wearing too many hats at one time.
Date of Birth: July 26th, 197something
Place of Birth: Cary, NC
Hair Color: Brown (with a little help)
Eye Color: Brownish-Green
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Usually looks happy or stressed.
Wanted For:
The crime of wearing too many hats at one time.
Accused of:
· driving while under the influence of children
· teaching while under the influence of creativity
· performing youthful acts of fun well below her age
· talking to unresponsive life forms… cows on the side of the road, birds in her yard, spiders in the window
· driving while under the influence of children
· teaching while under the influence of creativity
· performing youthful acts of fun well below her age
· talking to unresponsive life forms… cows on the side of the road, birds in her yard, spiders in the window
· dancing as if no one was there
· singing as if she were all alone
· purchasing children’s books under the guise of “these are for my children”
· stealing quiet moments for herself
· caring more than recommended
· singing as if she were all alone
· purchasing children’s books under the guise of “these are for my children”
· stealing quiet moments for herself
· caring more than recommended
1 comment:
Don't know if you got the first post. You represented SCSHA well at ASHA. Know your parents from LMES and LBC. Are they with you? I would love to see them. We love Disney also. Headed there Sunday.
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